Ed McMahon sent me a letter saying that I most likely have won 20 million dollars. I put the stickers in the right places and sent it back to him months ago, but I haven't gotten the money yet. My bookie is getting rude about the money I owe and I just don't know what to do....
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You too? I have been waiting since the 70's for my Ronald Reagan trickle down check to arrive.. Its still not here. Looks like I have been trickled on.
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Read the fine print. You have to know which contest you are entered in. The multi-million dollar winners will show a pay date from 1 - 3 years away.
PS - Your not a winner until he sends the letter missing the two words "most likely."
I came home from work one day with spouse & kids waiting in the driveway for me with large grins. I asked what was up. My husband handed me the letter & said, "Read this." I had the same letter as you and said, "Yeah? So what. Do you all want me to order some magazines or something?" My 10 y.o. was so happy to turn envelop around & show me the, "You MAY HAVE already won...." How sad it was to have to explain full English to all of them. It broke my heart.
Ed McMahon should have to live with the look of their crushed little hearts until he dies.