I need money FAST. Lots of it. About $300. Nowhere close to where I live is hiring, and you have to be 16 to work at most places anyways. I like to babysit, but nobody needs babysitters right now. I don't have anything I could sell that people might want to buy. I REFUSE to do any of those online "make money now!" things, so please don't tell me to do that.
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get a work permit and work
there's no quick way to get money like that unless its doing something degrading like stripping or selling your body. drugs...so on